Our UNIX,
which resideth in the root filesystem
Hallowed be thy kernel
Thy patch come
Thy make be done
In /home as it is in /usr/local
Give us this day our daily C
And forgive us our segmentation faults
As we forgive those who do a kill -9
And lead us not to Win95
But deliver us from core dumps
For thine are the inodes, the devices
and the PIDs, for (;;),
login.